Camp song – There ain’t no bugs on me


Lyrics, with more suggested verses:

There ain’t no bugs on me, there ain’t no bugs on me,
There may be bugs on some of you mugs but there ain’t no bugs on me.

CHORUS
Mosquito he fly high!  Mosquito he fly low.
If old skeeter lands on me he ain’t gonna fly no more.

There ain’t no flies on me, there ain’t no flies on me.
There may be flies on some of you guys but there ain’t no flies on me.

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There ain’t no bees on me, there ain’t no bees on me.
There may be bees on some of your knees but there ain’t no bees on me.

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There ain’t no cougars on me, there ain’t no cougars on me.
There may be cougars on some of you boogers but there ain’t no cougars on me.

There ain’t no tics on me, there ain’t no ticks on me.
There may be tics on some of you hicks but there ain’t no tics on me.

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There ain’t no birds on me, there ain’t no birds on me.
There may be birds on some of you turds but there ain’t no birds on me.

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There ain’t no onions on me, there ain’t no onions on me.
There may be onions on some of you youngins but there ain’t no onions on me.

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There ain’t no beavers on me, there ain’t no beavers on me.
There may be beavers on some of you geezers but there ain’t no beavers on me.

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There ain’t no frowns on me, there ain’t no frowns on me.
There may be frowns on some of you clowns but there ain’t no frowns on me.

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